Hat-tip to Wade Aaron Inganamort for spotting this absolute gem of an Onion story.

Hat-tip to Wade Aaron Inganamort for spotting this absolute gem of an Onion story.

Originally shared by The Onion
http://onion.com/1qYyldy

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