Rob Masters

With the weather warming up, this is a timely warning. Originally shared by Paul Snedden Drop Bear Awareness Week Stay safe out there. As the weather warms up here in Australia, it's time for many of us to get out and about for barbies and bushwalking. Of course, there's also the risk of Drop Bear attack. You need to be aware of your surroundings at all times. The risk is real. #AboutAustralia goo.gl/688VLF or plus.google.com/collection/gRdpR #dropbears #lookupandlive #straya #australia

"Under human control" is very optimistic! Originally shared by Paul Snedden Nine ways to divide Australia Ism's not included! There's several ways to divide this country, some of which our governments endeavour to do on a daily basis. The good folks at Vivid Maps have devised nine different ways to break up this wonderful land, which you'll find in the attached image. There's a few issues, so let's take a look. 1. Bogans and Hipsters - I'm neither, so I guess that means I don't belong? 2. AFL and Rugby - Cricket is the one true national sport. 3. Japan can have it - I'm pretty sure they meant China, given the current rate of sell-off to our imperial overlords. 4. Resources - See #3 5. Under Human Control - That's VERY ambitious. 6. Flights and Amazon - Poor Radelaide. No one cares. 7. Queen Victoria - I'm still irked by the senseless naming of States that we have in this country. 8. Drugs and Alcohol - I'm a stoner? Can som...

This explains so many things... Originally shared by Paul Snedden Have you ever been to Australia? Read on... Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires. Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world. If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired ac...

Democracy Sausage for PM! Originally shared by Paul Snedden July 2nd, 2016 National Sausage Sizzle Day in #Australia What’s a sausage sizzle, I hear you ask? WHAT’S A SAUSAGE SIZZLE? Sit down my friend, you are about to learn some stuff about #Australian cultural life. A sausage sizzle occurs in large public spaces, on hot sunny days Down Under (which pretty much means all year round, except for Melbourne cos Mexican weather sux). A sausage sizzle is either free, as a draw to the event, or a fundraiser, in which it is acceptable to charge up to $2 for your sausage sizzle (gold coin donation). It must be a fundraiser for a local community organisation, however. Scouts, public schools, bush fire brigades, surf life saving clubs etc are all appropriate causes for the fundraiser sausage sizzle. A single sausage, presented on a single piece of white bread with (or without) margarine. You can choose from two kinds of sauces - tomato or barbecue - however, in recent times, mustard is also con...

Originally shared by Paul Snedden Scoobystralia What's seen cannot be unseen! We've all seen the Dog Head / Cat Head map of #Australia. If you haven't, it's here ( https://plus.google.com/+PaulSnedden/posts/NKFTNU7Txof ) Well, someone has taken it to a whole new level. Australia is really Scooby Doo! Happy Friday #AboutAustralia - http://goo.gl/688VLF or plus.google.com/collections/gRdpR via Julie Wills Possible OP - https://goo.gl/G81iKw