Trump l'oiel(n) : Using paint to represent more valuable material. Usually whitewash. Lots of whitewash.
Churchill Rd Raclette - Delendale Creamery
Churchill Rd Raclette - Delendale Creamery For this one I have one clear instruction before we begin. Pick up the cheese, step away from the cheese-board, and get thee to the kitchen. This is a cheese that needs - possibly even demands - some heat. Now I know the kitchen is a bit of a foreign place for the cheese-lover - I mean what use is there of fry-pans or cook-pots? Bear with me though, this journey is worth it. Before we begin, I'm going to take you on a small flight of fancy. Imagine, if you will, that an honest English Cheddar decided to take a holiday on the Continent, and found itself in Switzerland. Maybe seeking some great waterfall to encounter a perilous foe, it instead meets a sweet and charming Emmental. Romance blossoms, the Cheddar settles - foe forgotten, and the two have a child. Roll forward a dozen years and a few more, and this is Raclette. The bitter-edged teenager child - probably miffed that Cheddar failed to find and defeat that foe. Raclette is a cheese...
Don't you mean bleach? Bleach strips everything useful from what it
ReplyDeletetouches. Whitewash actually add a nice touch to a lot of things.
Ok, I'm a little torn on this. Bleach would be a good alternative, but whitewash does have both the political and sociological secondary meanings. OTOH, bleach does have the more caustic touch. Gahh! Which makes the better joke??
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be up all night overthinking this now!
Bwahahahahahahaha I can't wait for the final conclusion. Ooooh, how about bleach and whitewash. Course, that does bring up the problem that he is already whitewashed. He's just trying to white wash my country as well.
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