Bin lid full of gravel, torn celery, jar lids, and snapped carrots... Hmmmm.

Bin lid full of gravel, torn celery, jar lids, and snapped carrots... Hmmmm.

Do you know what happened to him, Sir?

Judging by the evidence I can see, he was attacked by an unlicensed Foley artist.

How do you know they are unlicensed?

All the licensed ones have signatures...

Like Wilhelm?

Exactly. All of this is generic. You might as well have stock footage of alligators entering a river, or kookaburras laughing in an African jungle.


(With many thanks to +Alicia Smith for the rationale for being unlicensed!)

Comments

  1. But Sir, couldn't it be a licensed Foley artist just using generic effects?

    Good question Constable - you might make Detective one day thinking like that. Now, can you think why I doubt that?

    Well, Sir, umm... No, I can't.

    Ego.

    Ego?

    Yep. All the licensed Folies know that the best they can hope for is one line 75% through the credits. This is why they have signatures...

    So people know who is responsible for the sounds! And if that's the only way... I get it, Sir! And you think that habit would be too hard to break!

    You've got a good brain there, Constable. Keep using it, and you'll go far.

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