Churchill Rd Raclette - Delendale Creamery For this one I have one clear instruction before we begin. Pick up the cheese, step away from the cheese-board, and get thee to the kitchen. This is a cheese that needs - possibly even demands - some heat. Now I know the kitchen is a bit of a foreign place for the cheese-lover - I mean what use is there of fry-pans or cook-pots? Bear with me though, this journey is worth it. Before we begin, I'm going to take you on a small flight of fancy. Imagine, if you will, that an honest English Cheddar decided to take a holiday on the Continent, and found itself in Switzerland. Maybe seeking some great waterfall to encounter a perilous foe, it instead meets a sweet and charming Emmental. Romance blossoms, the Cheddar settles - foe forgotten, and the two have a child. Roll forward a dozen years and a few more, and this is Raclette. The bitter-edged teenager child - probably miffed that Cheddar failed to find and defeat that foe. Raclette is a cheese...
she seems to have confused colleagues with minions..
ReplyDeleteAndrew Muhling Easy mistake to make, by all accounts she confused "Ministers" with "Minions" as well.
ReplyDeleteChecks date, sighs, resolves to mute everything in his stream for the next 30 hours or so ...
ReplyDeleteStephen Gunnell Well it IS the Shovel (which is always parody) but Ms Credlin really has joined Sky News (which provided the genesis for this particular piece of brilliance from the Shovel).
ReplyDeleteBut otherwise, yes, muting is wise for the next day or so. ;)
I did post it to my Jokes and Gags collection, so no apology here.
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