And so it begins.

And so it begins.
http://www.theshovel.com.au/2016/03/31/peta-credlin-has-joined-sky-news-here-is-the-email-she-sent-to-all-staff-this-morning/

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  1. Andrew “Noisy” Muhling1 April 2016 at 07:24

    she seems to have confused colleagues with minions..

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  2. John Samuel1 April 2016 at 07:55

    Andrew Muhling Easy mistake to make, by all accounts she confused "Ministers" with "Minions" as well.

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  3. Stephen Gunnell1 April 2016 at 08:05

    Checks date, sighs, resolves to mute everything in his stream for the next 30 hours or so ...

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  4. John Samuel1 April 2016 at 08:22

    Stephen Gunnell Well it IS the Shovel (which is always parody) but Ms Credlin really has joined Sky News (which provided the genesis for this particular piece of brilliance from the Shovel).

    But otherwise, yes, muting is wise for the next day or so. ;)

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  5. Rob Masters1 April 2016 at 09:18

    I did post it to my Jokes and Gags collection, so no apology here.

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