"It was me."

Alasdair Beckett-King is an absolute gem. Here, he takes on the Scandinavian Crime genre and nails it.

Unfortunately (or fortunately) this has proven worryingly versatile with one small shift. You can take almost any promotional still or clip for almost anything and ... well.

"It was me."

"It was me."

But it gets worse. It gets much worse. As I will now demonstrate.

"It was me."

"It was me."

"It was me."

So thank-you Alisdair. You have now completely ruined every bit of entertainment there is. Everything on the planet is now a Scandinavian crime thriller. Everything. I hope you're happy.